|1.||Two characters go out on a rowboat and one of them packed sandwiches and they're egg salad sandwiches but the other one doesn't even like egg salad. Also, they feed their crusts to the ducks.
||2.||Two words: three horns.
||3.||Your main character is dressed in drag. What exactly are they wearing, and why?
|4.||Write whatever the hell you want, but include the words "prodigious" and "tintinnabulation" in your story.
||5.||"What we did... it doesn't count as sex. Right?"
||6.|| One of your characters got a new haircut, and it looks awful. How does everyone else react?
|7.||What are your feelings about clowns? Include several clowns in a story. Why are there so many clowns? Are they all at the same place at the same time? Bonus: Make one of the clowns John Wayne Gacy.
||8.||Write a story based on your favorite lasagna recipe.
||9.||"It's about time we made good on the promise we made to each other in Juneau."
|10.||What happens when your main character encounters a baby animal? And what kind of baby animal is it? I hope it's an elephant. Baby elephants are so cute.
||11.||Chlamydia? (note: the question mark is essential)
||12.||This story takes place in a forest. Put some trees in there, add some dirt. Maybe throw some birds and shit in there, too.
|13.||Your two main characters are arguing in a restaurant. What did each of them order? Did they stay for dessert? Write the story from the point of view of their busboy.
||15.||Flist's choice. I hope your friends are all sadistic bastards.