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|1.||Two characters go out on a rowboat and one of them packed sandwiches and they're egg salad sandwiches but the other one doesn't even like egg salad. Also, they feed their crusts to the ducks.||2.||Two words: three horns.||3.||Your main character is dressed in drag. What exactly are they wearing, and why?|
|4.||Write whatever the hell you want, but include the words "prodigious" and "tintinnabulation" in your story.||5.||"What we did... it doesn't count as sex. Right?"||6.||One of your characters got a new haircut, and it looks awful. How does everyone else react?|
|7.||What are your feelings about clowns? Include several clowns in a story. Why are there so many clowns? Are they all at the same place at the same time? Bonus: Make one of the clowns John Wayne Gacy.||8.||Write a story based on your favorite lasagna recipe.||9.||"It's about time we made good on the promise we made to each other in Juneau."|
|10.||What happens when your main character encounters a baby animal? And what kind of baby animal is it? I hope it's an elephant. Baby elephants are so cute.||11.||Chlamydia? (note: the question mark is essential)||12.||This story takes place in a forest. Put some trees in there, add some dirt. Maybe throw some birds and shit in there, too.|
|13.||Your two main characters are arguing in a restaurant. What did each of them order? Did they stay for dessert? Write the story from the point of view of their busboy.||14.||Writer's choice.||15.||Flist's choice. I hope your friends are all sadistic bastards.|
|16.||Exodus||17.||Lamentation||18.||Redemption||19.||Writer's Choice||20.||Writer's Choice|